“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 05, 2020
when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.
by woooooooowww January 27, 2019
A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.
"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!
by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017
Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
by Maugh October 12, 2021
A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
by Im a dunce May 04, 2022
A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you