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Jim Carrot

A man who eats carrots his name is jim.
Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot
by DualTone May 8, 2012
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slim jim

Her: " You brought the condoms?"
Him: " You mean the slim jims ;) "
by Jimmy the catfish February 1, 2021
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Jungle Jim

SOME FAG WHO HATES KIRSNERS (SEE KIRSNER) THIS GUY IS READ PUSHOVER AND SHOULD BE KILLED BY PIANO FALLING ON HEAD FROM sKY
HI IM JUNGLE JIM IM A FAg
by nosleep42 May 4, 2005
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Jim Joyce

An ump who fucking blows and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
Tim: You see what that d bag Jim Joyce just did?
John: No, what?
Tim: He blew a call at first and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.
by greeko406 June 3, 2010
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Jim Halpert

A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.

Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.
Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!
by Sharpie Rainbow May 14, 2008
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jim carrey

when u come out of nowhere and starting making out with a girl. it lasts a couple seconds and u get away with it but she's pissed after.
dude, did u see that? Jim Carrey totally just Jim Carrey'd Alicia Silverstone! what a bro!

Yo I jim carrey'd this hot chick. She beat me after but it was def worth it.
by krowkneeklay November 14, 2011
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jim beam

A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.
Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...
by mashfaysh November 1, 2007
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