by Distorted Lullabies August 29, 2008
the most kick-ass teacher to ever teach at st george girls high... he can't sew and is really soft. he also thinks asking questions about running through fields of grass can help inspire you to make a cushion. if you buy him his lunch from the canteen he may allow you to buy some food for yorself with his money. aka jelly or a lolly pop. he also has a tendency to say however and to wink.
Jimmy siu: okay, imagine running through a field of grass
Student: but sir, i don't like grass
god, that jimmy siu sure know knows how to sew...
Student: but sir, i don't like grass
god, that jimmy siu sure know knows how to sew...
by mr.man and the league of flying cabbages July 02, 2006
Guitar god of the 70's. Founder and producer of the most influecial rock/ heavy metal bands in history. His greatness is a landmark for guitarists today to reach. Without Led where the hell would be now?
Jimmy Page kicks you ass with songs like Whole Lotta Love and Heartbreaker, but Stairway to Heaven is something on its own.
by RockGod April 05, 2005
The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.
"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."
by Civil Barbarian January 05, 2017
by Jackie Deram August 02, 2006
by lauren August 31, 2003
James Patrick Page aka Jimmy Page.Best guitarist to grace the scene. Before even joining the YardBirds he was a studio session guitarist earning a name among his profession. His guitar works are on numerous albums. After the YardBirds split he formed Led Zeppelin gaining super stardom which was well deserved. Had an amazing stage presence and owned the skills many guitarist can only dream of. Even after Led Zeppelin broke up he still continued his own career.
by Nikki A. May 29, 2005