Jew cheap

A jewish person who is extremely cheap.

He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He doesnt tip.

HE never ever donated to charity. He avoids taxes and generally tries to avoid paying people what he has to. He likes to exploit other people because he is convinced that they owe sometning to him and he doesnt feel bad about it.

He is actually proud of being CHEAP.

Employee : I earned you 900. 000 $ this year.

Can you raise me my salary from 48.000 $
to 53.000 $.

Boss : NO.

Emoloyee : You Jew cheap fraudster i quit.

by Employee48.000$ January 15, 2011

jew dog

Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)

Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome

"Hey Kate, what is the name of those poser hot dogs that they call jew dog?"

by Katharsis September 12, 2009

Jew-Dog

Kosher Hotdog

I got some of them Jew-Dogs on the grill, all jew need to do is grab me a beer.

by luvestospooge December 19, 2009

Jew Hookah

When you rip the fuckin jew hookah and you get permanent bronchitis

Whats that cough all about??? Did you rip the Jew Hookah or something boss?

by totes4scrotes November 15, 2018

Jew hustle

the extreme act of hustling to Capitalize on the gain of the wishful out come

1.Shylocks actions from Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

2.Don't try to Jew hustle me for every cent I'm worth

by gimme half June 26, 2010

Jew S'mores

S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious

Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!

Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!

by JewbieGirl December 18, 2009

Jew Dunk

when smoking bong, dunk nose into tube to inhale remaining smoke

Hey Moishe you left smoke in the tube--Jew Dunk it!

by jewdunker87 April 17, 2010