They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.
Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.
Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.
by Chickaclika August 25, 2019

Slang for Jesus Christ
John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.
by p0lar March 24, 2019

by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011
