When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.
by Dana March 8, 2005
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Why don't you go Jerrymeandering with your family?
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A small and curious fellow who constantly tries to be taller. But is still missed if other people fail to look down at the creature bouncing up and down.
by Popsicle June 18, 2004
Get the Jermy mug.The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!
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by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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