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jeff gordon 

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
jeff gordon by Most April 25, 2006
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Jeff Dunham 

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead [terrorist] shown on YouTube and some American TV show
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean [Achmed the dead [terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
Jeff Dunham by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

jeff gordon 

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500
jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

Jeff [ing]

A verb, created by the students in the Faculty of Architecture, referring to a professor, student or other member of the Faculty, who is willing and able to criticize your work, give you pointers and at times make you want to cry because your project needs to be completely re-done. It is named after a legendary professor, Jeffrey Garcia, who was known for the "restart-your-project-in-the-last-week" method of teaching. We love him though.
Hey, (insert name), can you Jeff my work, please?
Jeff ingis super needed at this moment.
Jeff [ing] by Jeff[ing] November 21, 2016

jeff fisher 

Adjective. Based on the NFL coach, a Jeff Fisher is someone or something that is consistently mediocre.
Person 1: "I got my report card back, I just got straight C's again."
Person 2: "You really are a Jeff Fisher student."
jeff fisher by Rwhite84 March 3, 2017

jeff oneill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time
Dude my retard friend just performed a Jeff Oneill on Theresa
jeff oneill by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019