The Iron Tornado

A thrusting technique involving a violent revolving of the penis in the vagina, often with the use of a steel or iron penis ring or vibrator, which creates a cold, cheese grater like feeling for the woman. If she's a masochist this is the perfect technique to get MAXIMUM results.

Dude, it wasn't my choice, and it was quite painful, but my girlfriend loved the iron tornado; although I don't think she will be ready for another round anytime soon.

by Sex Sensei #2 February 15, 2009

Iron Plaid

When you use a penis pump so much your balls and cock EXPLODE!!!

AWW SHIT!!! I accidently IRON PLAIDED my junk off.

by Lou Sassulle February 28, 2009

Iron Maiden

The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents

Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden

by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015

Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

by UnamusedForFun June 26, 2016

iron cunt

A nickname sometimes used in Britain to refer to Margaret Thatcher.

I'm so glad the Iron Cunt is no longer in office.

by fry_laurie January 30, 2016

iron face

It's a state when a person is doing an unpleasant or embarrassing activity, but act like nothing special is done.

"Do you really want to sing in front of the whole school?"
"Just put iron face on and let's get it done."
"Fine."

by ExRusikk August 5, 2017

Iron Hammer

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection

I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer

by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011