Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.

Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."

by M1D1 August 21, 2014

Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.

Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019

Kamui Woods

A precious tree boi that happens to hang out with a mountain lady person alot, and looks like a tree.

"Dang! Kamui Woods did really good out there!"

by ♪Allmighty♪ June 30, 2019

Annabel Woods

The most lovely and kind-hearted girl. Always smiling and always happy. Bubbly, joyous, fun to be around.

Annabel Woods is such an awesome friend.

by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food

She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood

by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018