Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 09, 2011
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Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.
Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."
by M1D1 August 21, 2014
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Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
by WinkyBoy February 09, 2013
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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Otto woods

Otto Woods is a dude from the band waterparks that is scared of the internet and lives on a farm
by Melanie Martinez k-12 September 11, 2020
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Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.
" That 119 point word gave me word wood"
by Prune sacks January 21, 2012
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Bruin Woods

Your either a child or going thru a mid life crisis. Your also rich. Very rich. Don’t participate in activities, bc then you will no longer have money. People think your in a cult especially when you break out in an 8 clap. You will hear the words Family Camp at least five times a day. In all seriousness tho it’s the best place on earth and you’ll make ur best friends there. Go Bruins 🐻🐻🐻
Hey what are you doing this summer?
I’m going to Bruin Woods only the best place on earth!
by Lol2376912 July 02, 2021
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