well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

weak suck

Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary

Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle

Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."

Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."

by deekayCA February 04, 2010

That sucks booty

When someone gets in trouble for no reason you tell them that it sucks booty

Brylee~I got my phone taken up for a 85 on a paper

Kimber~well that sucks booty

by Oof lover ﾂ March 31, 2019

Archer sucks

when a guy named archer sucks a mans shit out his anus and snorts their farts.

'archer sucks maxes farts"

by archer sucks March 22, 2021

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014

Sucked and fucked

A combination of oral sex followed by intercourse

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head

by Oopsitwasme July 03, 2017

Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 07, 2021