Dirt Army

The best army in all of the land

Person 1 - I'm part of the dirt army
Person 2 bows down

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 24, 2008

Dirt Wang

Describes a penis when it is pulled out after anal sex

After I finished in her ass she sucked on my dirt wang

by Alnan July 19, 2012

raw as dirt

When something is so incredibly raw, you can compare it to nothing but dirt.

My boy Mike raw as dirt in the post

by SerialMike February 2, 2017

dirt sundae

When a creampie and moonpie of a female mix together it creates a dirt sundae

She said she loved ice cream so I fucked her and gave her a dirt sundae

by comatost August 14, 2018

dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

dirt dobbler

An unclean smelly person. One who does not wash, bath or shower on a daily basis.

Mona is a dirt dobbler ass ho.

by Ebeezymoneybags June 4, 2018