goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.

We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.

by MizGided July 25, 2022

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022

closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato January 2, 2009

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Closet Warfare

An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.

Hey lets kill that queer hiding by the staircase, he's using closet warfare.

by Shockwave1972 April 25, 2011