"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.
Example:
"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"
"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"
by Zeebirdman February 10, 2024
by Cheezbuguh May 12, 2016
Nigga 1 : ayo shawt gave me the electric shock last night
Nigga 2 : what you mean bro
Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking
Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock
Nigga 2 : what you mean bro
Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking
Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock
by johnnytest9 May 01, 2019
When you're having sex in a carpeted room and the man rubs his feet to build up a static charge and zaps his partners pussy/asshole.
by Saskatchewan BSD September 09, 2021
When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide
Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide
Friend 2: Yeaahhhh
Friend 2: Yeaahhhh
by Long Leg Papa August 22, 2019
A common work place injury among lazy electrically biased maintenance engineers, that tends to effect the backside, elbow and index finger due to excessive mobile use.
You have a severe case of electrical blisters, if you don't start moving around more and using your phone less, they may become infected.
by RDRTakeDown February 08, 2018
by Vitakam November 04, 2009