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humpa

A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne May 13, 2005
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Bunny Hump

humping super fast while having anal sex.
"He humped me so hard and fast using the bunny hump my anus tore open!
by Gi/Gi June 24, 2009
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Hump Day

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.
Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.
by Riderzzz March 13, 2013
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hump

When combined with sport-to rub up against someone in a secksual way. See sport-hump.
Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.
by hydroponics February 4, 2007
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Horgan Hump

A vigorous pelvic thrust administerd by a male to a young lady during a tender embrace.
"Dude, there was like a dent in jamie's couch last night after all that horgan humping"
by twonk2 May 6, 2007
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hump and run

A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.
Daryl: I was so wasted last night.

Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?

Daryl: You saw her.....?

Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
by Mr. Bladder July 3, 2010
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Hump Train

When 3-6 guys do each other up the ass and the person at then end of the "train" makes twoot twwot noises.
DOOD1: Man yesterday those four guys were having a hump train!

DOOD2: SICK !?!

DOD1: I know
by OMG Scottish KID June 9, 2009
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