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well i knew a hunter. he was very smart. intj. very deceisive but his parents would see it as him being unfair/selfish. he makes choices without considerations of others. you would think he is cruel. he listened to metallica and dio and AC/DC. starwars nerd. sith lord. likes darth vader and boba fett. supposedly he said he was no simp(he’s just a coward) he doesn’t know how to talk to women from what his dad said. his dad threatens him to not break a girl’s heart. his dad is still on his ass. hunter jokes about having autism when he probably just needs therapy. what a nerd. you’re too dang tall too. 6’3. brunette? blue eyes. wore his dad’s brown leather jacket. drives a mustang. got pulled over for having tint. i also hate one of his female friend. ooh one of my friends told me to block hunter how about that? hunter was very cruel to me and his spirit animal is a snake. it felt like he was constricting my neck during our relationship and i couldn’t “breathe”. you should probably be more nicer……. also catholic person who likes dark chocolate 🤮 history major. clown. funny guy. but do better tbh.
i knew a hunter who listened to metallica. sad but true was one of them. smart guy too. and was a trumpie
hunter by youknowhoiam2478 November 24, 2023
Hunter is a weeb , nerd, and also a simp. They are usually spotted in a middle school building wearing a red beanie and have brown hair that hits their shoulders. They get talked about behind their back by the person they like. They love twenty one pilots to a insane extent many thinking they are mentally ill. They are also kind of tall. They have 2 best friends at their school one of them is most likely reading this right now. They also have 10,000 inches to their name
Example 1. Oh my gosh did you see that emo kid? They are definitely a Hunter
Example 2. Hunter don't pull a JFK!
Example 3. They are really wearing a red beanie stop pulling a Hunter!
Hunter by Dipstickboyo January 2, 2024
Hunter is an amazing, handsome, funny, cool and Ahnia's bf!!!! He's precious, pretty, smart, the best bf ever, a great listener, his eyes are sososososososo mesmerizing to stare at.
friend 1: "omg is that ahnias bf hunter?!?!"

friend 2: "yeah theyre so cute together !!"
Hunter by hunterscutegf January 15, 2024
Hunter is a fat dumbass who will never amount to anything in life. He enjoys to be coddled by his mommy and pretending to be deep. Everyone who has known hunter regrets ever speaking to him, as he subconsciously drains everyone around him. He is very unattractive, obese, and short. Hunter isn't respected by anyone as everyone can tell how stupid he is with one look. Hunter is a person with a huge, undeserving ego and weird toes. Hunter also has issues with personal hygiene, more often than not smelling like sweat and grime.
"Ew, what is Hunter doing here? He smells like shit."

"As to be expected from such an idiot. He thinks he's so cool but he's just embarrassing himself."

"Yeah, he needs to be knocked off his high horse."
Hunter by jellypitchforks January 29, 2024
A man who will do anything for an energy drink.

Usually has a massive cock
1:Will you tickle my pickle for a nickel Hunter
2: nah but I’ll do some slutty shit for an energy drink
Hunter by DreadAnt March 1, 2024
Hunter is a homosexual with a small penis. He has big booty and enjoys getting pegged in woodshacks and is very active on footfinder. he is not very book smart but he is very passionate on his knees. hunter is often a brick layer with blond hair and has a Chlamydia kink.
Hunter is a predator
Hunter by childpredator89 April 18, 2024