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Low Horse

Someone attempting to use logic to make a point in an arrogant and egotistical manner despite their argument being somewhat shaky.

Opposite of High Horse.
A: He keeps banging on about Italy being a shining example of government despite all of the obvious things wrong with that place.

B: Tell him to get off his f****** low horse
by NewArtRiot December 1, 2010
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iron horse

I took the iron horse to see my grandparents.
by The Return of Light joker January 12, 2009
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Horse wanged

Sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into a large framed but muscular woman's buttocks while simultaneously placing a belt in her mouth to control the action.
Yesterday, Carl horse wanged Martha in the backyard.

Carl brought his old belt to Martha's in case she wanted a horse wanging in the backyard.
by Motherhunter September 20, 2016
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Dead Horse

A name for a person who declines an invitation to a social situation or event, without a valid excuse. Usually occurs when someone is invited out but decides to stay in for the night simply because they are "kind of tired".
Mike: Hey Brad I'm on my way I'll be at your place in 20 mins to start pregaming.

Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?

Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him

Brad: F it
by Skydiver November 19, 2014
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horse girl

1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
That fucking horse girl could not stop talking about a fucking horse jump!
by birdsdeservenocake April 6, 2006
mugGet the horse girlmug.

horse farts

Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
by KNOB February 5, 2004
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horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
Grif was horse doodling in the base.
by ngamer007 May 13, 2005
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