shit hook

a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'

That mf'er is a real shithook

by dr pusbag October 5, 2003

fish hook

After sliding your finger into the cathedral you then curl your finger and pull back.

Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.

by matty D January 2, 2005

english hook

When someone kicks a man in the balls, from behind.

Eric was being an asshole, so when he was walking away from me, I gave him an english hook.

by Bob Frankin July 15, 2006

fish hook

when you're getting head from a chick and you have a dick piercing. just before you blow you catch the piercing onto her cheek and reel 'er in and watch her squirm and squeal. that is what i call "catch of the day"

Man, last night I fish hooked this bitch last night and damn that was a good catch.

by Ala Boody Jude September 24, 2007

on the hook

to be responsible for something, owe money

When the Patriots did not cover the point spread in the Super Bowl, Dave was on the hook for $3000.

by Brian C February 15, 2005

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

former hook

a girl (or guy) that someone has hooked up with in the past

yo check out that bitch!
she's a former hook.

by jeff samardjiza December 26, 2010