Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

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Blue Holiday

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees

Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday

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When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

Lads Holiday by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022

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grimezballz cracks his screen and almost stimultaniously loses an airpod and a cat day

"Its 2nd January tomorrow"
"No way dude, thats the grimezballz holiday"

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An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

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A term used to describe time off from work outside of approved holiday/vacation time.

Yup, I've got nothing to do at work tomorrow. I'm going to log in and then take a shadow holiday.

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A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

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