hooker foot

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural

1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.

by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010

H-E double hockey sticks

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".

Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

by keepon18 January 7, 2012

hooker casual

Just as there is business attire for formal business situations, and business casual for social situations that have potential implications for business, so too is there 'hooker-casual' dresswear for those times when you kind of look like a ho' who's presently off-duty.

"If we're gonna go out to that bar, I'm gonna dress hooker casual."
"You probably shouldn't dress hooker casual to class today."

by Erff December 3, 2006

Louisianna Fish Hooker

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.

Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?

by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

tongue hockey

Deep or French kissing in which the partners have a lot of tongue contact, figuratively resembling hockey players battling for the puck with their sticks.

I was playing tongue hockey with my honey on the couch.

by chinga February 13, 2007

Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006