Hai

A way a fucking weirdo says "hi". I swear everytime someone says this they say the most batshit thing right after.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hai
Person 1: Oh no..
Person 2: I just got back from fucking my dog
Person 1: I fucking called it

by ToofTu April 11, 2024

Hai

A common phrase by mega queer weaboos to indicate the want to have secks

Crush: hi dude!
Me: hai

by HentaiGuy69 June 22, 2019

hai

A way to say hi to make sure everyone knows you will do anything to be unique.

"Ava just said 'hai' to me and now I don't wanna be friends with her".

by Caligurl45 January 02, 2020

HAI

An initialism for Half as Interesting

Bro, HAI is an initialism, not an acronym cause you say the name of all the letters.

by she my best friend girl April 02, 2021

Hai

haiii ! :33

haii! >.<

by haaaiisosaaa July 22, 2023

hai

Greetings.

"Hai dad" Said Jimmy as he got his backpack off the bus.
"Hello Jim Jim" Said his Dad

by MenameisHAIII December 16, 2017

Diu hai

A Chinese swear which describes the action of making sex.
(Usually used in anger and offense others.)

Diu hai ! I failed my test again!

by Very proe February 08, 2023