hairy donut

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

by Phil McKeister December 28, 2003

hairy goblet

A vagina that grows hair on the inside....(digusting)

...but i like it.

I took a muff dive for a vertical bacon sandwich, but ran into a hairy goblet on the way!!

by george griblles July 2, 2006

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Hairy Cheerio

A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years

Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008

Hairy Carry

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.

Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.

by heavywayne July 3, 2010

Hairy Otter

Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.

Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".

Totally beloved by tweeny otters.

Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.

by scodder April 27, 2010

hairy palm delusionalist

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

by brizzle lover March 1, 2010