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Hit and Homisuicide

The act of a person walking out in front of a car and getting hit by the said car but not killed. The car stops and the person gets out and walks over to check if the other is okay. The person on the ground proceeds to pull out a gun and shoots and kills the driver then turns the gun on themselves and pulls the trigger.
Person A: What happened to Jerry?
Person B: You didn't hear? He was involved in a Hit and Homisuicide
Person A: A what?
Person B: He hit someone with his car by accident, went to go check on them. Then the man he hit pulled a shotgun out of his asshole, shot Jerry then shot himself.
Person A: What kind of world do we live in?
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hitting it harder

Hitting a golf ball so that it goes extremely far
sydnee: jack, can you help me with hitting it harder?
jack ryan: all the way baby ;)
by sean patrick dolan November 9, 2016
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moon hit

1. When your weed gets all nice and milked up in the bowl; 2. Something stupid that has to do with weed that your friend makes up and says is true but really hes a complete fucking idiot.
1. "Look at that shit burn! Looks like he's sipping on a nice thick moon hit."
2. "Hey guys, have you ever heard of a moon hit? Its when you ... ..."
by K hood dog January 31, 2009
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Hit Teeth

When using your teeth as a weapon, you are capable of killing animals for prey, being Mike Tyson, or just being savage.
Bear Grylls used his HIT TEETH to kill an octopus for a meal off the coast of Africa.
by DarylJWhite70 April 5, 2010
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hitting roof

The uncomfortable sensation a woman feels during intercourse with a man if her partner is too well-endowed and is hitting her cervix.
He was hitting roof
by Meldragonfly November 29, 2013
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Hit the stalls

A polite, discreet way to announce to your friends that you plan on going to the bathroom. Originally popularized/invented by Lena Bruscato, it has yet to catch on.
I’m gonna hit the stalls, anyone wanna come?
by Lenabeana December 9, 2017
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TK Hit

A hit that shouldn’t be passed to the next person. All ash.

Ratio: 90% ash, 5% lighter fluid, 5% weed

If its all black, there’s still something left.
Bro do you want this TK hit or should I just ash it.
by Gucciboxer August 8, 2022
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