vanilla gorilla

a white man's fat large penis

damn bro, last night i strangled that bitch my vanilla gorilla.

by jesusssss September 27, 2007

Gorilla Biscuit

Ugly Chick

She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.

by Chuck Had July 28, 2009

gorillas in the mist

old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts

"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."

by Willeee August 24, 2007

vanilla gorilla

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.

not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!

by Cookie453 November 5, 2021

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

gorilla twat

a gorilla twat is a burly, untrimmed bush

sue had a huge gorilla twat, so i told her i wouldn't go down on her until she trimmed it up

by cage76 April 2, 2009

Gorillas Cooch

A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.

Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.

by jake warren roberts April 26, 2019