gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017

gerbalog

Shit faced mother fucker

Let's get gerbaloged.

by Gerbalog April 8, 2018

gerb

Someone with a small penis aka baby dick normally known as Jordan's, Ricky' and jermiah's

Jordan is a Gerb

by Hobbit 1701 June 18, 2018

gerb

A person with a small penis or a baby dick gerbs are known to be named Jordan, Ricky and jeremiah

Wow that new kid is a gerb

by Hobbit 1701 June 18, 2018

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Gerbil boy

Small fluff of love that need many cuddles.

Much like napoleon, what we see here is a wet gerbil boy.
~Jas

by Shariff~ March 25, 2018

Gerber Virgin

A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.

Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.

by jp111 July 21, 2018