Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.
(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
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Get the caught a finger mug.The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.
Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.
by Penntucky August 18, 2016
Get the Drag Strip Finger mug.'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
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Get the painted middle finger mug.A painful syndrome causing stiffness and exhaustion to the click-finger when you have to refresh and refresh and refresh and refresh the website trying to get a COVID-19 vaccination appointment.
Sure I have Covid Refresh Finger, but it was totally worth it because I got on the schedule for the vaccine!
Sandra is a Covid Refresh Finger long-hauler: she's been trying to get an appointment for two weeks, but with no luck. She may never be able to click a mouse ever again...
While Covid Refresh Finger is hardly the worst effect of the pandemic, we certainly shouldn't ignore the real suffering.
Sandra is a Covid Refresh Finger long-hauler: she's been trying to get an appointment for two weeks, but with no luck. She may never be able to click a mouse ever again...
While Covid Refresh Finger is hardly the worst effect of the pandemic, we certainly shouldn't ignore the real suffering.
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