friendhole 

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

friendhole by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

Friend Flirting

To flirt with friends/or a friend without having the intentions of dating them, most times done when a person has nothing better to do. Sometimes this may be misinterpreted as "real" flirting. Meaning, flirting with the person because you actually liked them.

Friend 1: Did you see her and him flirting today?

Friend 2: No, she doesn't like him. She was just friend flirting with him.

Friend 1: Oh, Ok.

Friend Flirting by FBGMbuddy. January 17, 2011

Friender bender 

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.

"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."

Friender bender by Bizarro Bike June 24, 2012

best best friend 

Someone amazing, who is always there for you and who cares about you a whole lot. They are incredible and wonderful, and they are the best person in your life. They are the best. They are fun and nice and smart and witty and funny and interesting and astounding, and they bring so much happiness.

Emma is my best best friend.

best best friend by Lauren224 April 5, 2017

friend zone passport 

The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.

When are you going to finally ask Monica out?

Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.

Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.

friend zone passport by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

Partying With My Albino Friend by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

anyway friend 

the one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they've been through with you, they love you and believe in you anyway.

Sieralyn is my anyway friend. She sticks with me no matter what we get into.

anyway friend by Persephone548 February 20, 2010