Intersexual Friendship

A Platonic relationship between two members of opposite sex.

Iam "Ok. On another note, I just had a realization about intersexual friendship. Let me know what you think. Ok. So, what I have observed is that there are two ways in which intersexual (platonic) friendship plays out. I haven't come up with terms for them yet so we'll just call them 'Type A' and 'Type B'..."

Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."

Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"

Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."

Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

True Friendship

True friendship is the purest form of love. Every moment shared is cherished, and every memory becomes a treasure. These bonds grow as strong as family, holding one another close like kin. It may be hard to find, but once you do, it lasts forever.

In 4 Curie, true friendship shines through.

by 05251115 May 9, 2025

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

friendship points

you gain them by complimenting someone who you know but isn’t really your friend. the other person gives them to you when you complete acts of kindness like doing their spainsh homework.

Aaron gave Junyeong 20 friendship points after her gave him the spainsh packet answers.

by theygaydumbblonde April 27, 2023

Friendship

"I keep wanting to talk to you, and you keep wanting to talk to me... and that's rad!"

"It's crazy how our friendship has blossomed"

by SirenTragedy January 27, 2021

Plutonic Friendship

An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.

Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.

Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024