friend binge

When one joins facebook, they feel compelled to add any person that they might know, resulting in cases with 20 or 30+ friends showing up in their "recent activity". This is common throughout the first few weeks of joining and usually slows down when around 200 friends accept.

"Dude, you got over 100 friends in a day, what the hell happened?" "I guess I was on a bit of a friend binge."

friend binge by Mr._ October 13, 2009

Friend Blindness 

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.

Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

Friend Blindness by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010

friend jumping 

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.

I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.

friend jumping by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017

friend-dom 

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome

Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.

friend-dom by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020

friend of Lady Gaga 

another phrase for a gay person

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”

friend of Lady Gaga by bai.cas April 19, 2020

friend harvesting 

This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.

Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?

friend harvesting by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 11, 2010

Friend of Yves 

A lesbian, specifically originating in fans of the celebrity Yves of the girl group Loona.

Hey, did you see how hot that guy looked?

Nah man, I’m a friend of Yves.

Friend of Yves by tommy41m November 8, 2018