Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

fried friddy frongo

A man who likes being deep fried in a sexual way.

oh man, Im a fried friddy frongo.

by gattling gull June 29, 2023

Festive Shirt Fridays

A day when employees at concrete plants are allowed to wear bright, ugly and "festive" shirts to work.

Man, don't forget tomorrow is "Festive Shirt Friday!, Jose !

by Romeal June 30, 2004

sink the fridge

to completely and brutally eat all of the food, and drink all of the drinks from your friends refrigerator.

Tommy: "Hey man i'm gonna get some food."

Jimmy: "Aight man, just don't sink the fridge."

by Dr. Doris June 30, 2008

God's Fridge

When the temperature outside drops enough that you can keep your precious beer cold without the use of a traditional fridge. If it's cold enough outside, its more effective than the old-fashioned fridge.

"Hey I'm going to the kitchen, y'all want another beer?"

"I didn't put the beer in that fridge, it's outside in God's Fridge."

or

"I brought a case o' beer while we watch the game, where do you want it?"

"Put it outside on the deck that's God's Fridge."

by Leafsblowgoats December 11, 2009

Hit the Friday Wall

The point during the work week in which you have lost all motivation to perform you job duties. Productivity decreases significantly after hitting the Friday wall, while the amount of time spend surfing the Internet and generally not doing anything productive increases.

It's only Wednesday and I've already hit the Friday wall.

by BatmansPaperboy November 4, 2011

Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved

Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free

by t-n-d- December 26, 2011