China Time

A moment when your family walks in on you doing something cringeworthy.
Once dad saw me as a femboy catgirl, I knew it was China Time
by Chroxity3 January 05, 2023
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China Chop

The shitty bangs that are cut straight across the forehead with no blending with the rest of the hair.
Look at Kim Wong, he just got a fire China Chop.
by Sooperman™ May 01, 2024
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China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence
by PastaRolls July 30, 2019
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Tiananmen Square, China

A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.
Me: Do you know Tiananmen Square, China?
Dog: Bark
by China 1989 December 10, 2021
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not made in China

A myth in North America in the year 2013 that there are still products on the market that are not made in China.
"I heard that there was a screwdriver for sale at a hardware store in southern Oklahoma."

"Impossible. I looked there. There are no products left on shelves in North America that are not made in China."
by Jimboslice1976 October 24, 2013
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china chanapolas

When someone’s leg is stuck in a disabled person swing and it looks weird
Hey bro ur leg looks like a freaking china chanapolas in the swing we need to call the fire department!
by Nate Swaggyman January 02, 2021
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