sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 01, 2011

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silly suck

When a girl is giving you oral sex and can't stop laugh at your small dick size

Laura started to suck my dick, but could not stop laughing at at the size and give me a silly suck

by yung taliban December 15, 2013

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suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN October 24, 2006

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that sucks gangsters

1. a verbal expression of dismay

2. an interjection indicating an unfortunate situation

Abbey: "I just stepped in a puddle and now my socks are all wet!"
Mark: "Ay that sucks gangsters."

by yolo_lyfe_og December 09, 2016

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sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully May 30, 2018

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