Fake-tard

The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.

"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"

Typical Fake-tard comment:

"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "

by Dr. Claw February 12, 2010

Fake bitch

A fake bitch is a dirty hoe that is a snake🐍.she sleeps wit yo man and starts mess. and always want to make up wit u.

She such a fake bitch

by Baby_blast July 19, 2018

stuck on fake

A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.

Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."

Player: silence

Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."

by T_rump_supporter May 13, 2016

Fake Heat

When something is fake , it is not authentic/real. When something is heat , it is astounding and really good. Meaning that when (a) something/someone/place/action is fake heat, it is shitty and stupid and unnecessary and lame . Its an insult. © ML-TJ Industries

You just made fake heat chicken.

That female is fake heat.
Your really just fake heat.

by infamousm December 24, 2014

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

Fake O

A very big poser that just acts a fake way thats not then at all to get attention.

Brittney Spears trying to be emo, if she ever did that she would be Fake O.

by Emmmie April 7, 2007

Fake-Bake

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake

by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013