Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"
by Wonderwake August 26, 2009
Get the blood swordmug. by The cherry 1! August 5, 2005
Get the Blood filletmug. by Mushroomsdonthelp September 12, 2023
Get the Lead Bloodmug. by n-bomb January 17, 2015
Get the blood buttmug. The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.
booty dump stool butt pain
booty dump stool butt pain
"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015
Get the Stool Bloodmug. Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.
Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."
by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017
Get the blood weathermug. Firewood sold that is actually not oak but is boxelder so called blood oak because of the red ring in the wood visible when cut and or split
Brother I just got a load of blood oak.
You dumb cracker you just got a load of boxelder you got hosed.
You dumb cracker you just got a load of boxelder you got hosed.
by blackdogonyx March 29, 2015
Get the blood oakmug.