floopsie

When you cum after the first thrust

Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!

Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!

Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!

Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!

by Lance Hardwood July 21, 2014

Flops

A shortened version of flip flops; sandals; summer shoes; open toed shoes; shoes with a thong that sits between the big toe and second toe

I cant believe you wore flops to prom!

by Kitzword August 12, 2016

Floops

Froot + Loops

Mom: I’m going to the store
Billy: Don’t forget the floops!

by theoutsider December 10, 2017

foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold

by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022

Foodsexual

just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:

Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"

by A dude that is a Dude January 2, 2023

mad fools

n. a large crowd

adj. crowded

yo, there were mad fools at the club last night.

by sarah jane May 26, 2004