florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

florida duck by subtletee September 19, 2019

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

Florida Blowjob by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Florida Lord 

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

Florida Lord by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

florida sober 

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

florida sober by Darthspock March 8, 2022

Florida Panhandle Controversy 

A controversy arising out of a dispute between two philosophies regarding the origin of Florida's panhandle. The first theory claims that Florida must have acquired the handle from an unspecified pan. The second theory rejects the first, asserting that Florida's protrusion was highly unlikely to come from any known or unknown pan.

So, where do you stand on the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

What do you think about the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

Florida Panhandle Controversy by Alejandro Brooks-Cabrera July 18, 2010

Florida Maelstrom 

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."

Florida Maelstrom by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011

Florida Boy 

An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.

Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?

Florida Boy by A Florida Boy January 17, 2020