will it float

Recurring segment on Letterman

David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

floating

When you are somewhere with nothing to do. but you are just there. or you are kinda in a relationship with someone but not really, just mess around but not friends with benefits

me and my douce bag are just messing around we are floating

by lllrrrcccyes July 13, 2011

Root Beer Float

A girl can't make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. She decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. They have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.

She couldn't decide so ended up getting root beer floated.

by donjuan2015 August 23, 2014

RootBeer Float

When someone takes a dump on the others face, and then Jizz's all over them.

"Ahhhhh. I've been Rootbeer Floated"

by Nibs Nutrition May 26, 2009

Floatyness

The feeling of being high or beyond happy, often to the extent that one becomes deaf to anything outside their own head. Always used on girls, as any guy described as being 'floaty' would be considered gay.

Lily was all floaty after Ryan asked her out - I had to scream in her ear before she realised algebra was over.

The floatyness was so bad after Sunday morning that I was hopeless for the rest of the month.

by A. A. L. March 15, 2007

Floater

Faeces floating in toilet bowl that remain after flushing.

You walk in the toilet and there are small lumps of s**t floating in the water. You come out and say "Who left the floater?"

by Karen Saunders December 9, 2008

Floater

Someone who most likely has more than one job and works P/T for a company that calls them when they need someone to cover a shift or eliminate overtime. Sometimes they work as little as once a week.

Boss: Last week our floater worked 8 hours and he's not schedule for another 2 weeks.

Worker: That's sure one hard working negro. A true hustla.

by Hard Working Niglet April 28, 2009