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floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
by bigEC July 19, 2014
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Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
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floatingers

Someone who tracks the trends of the Dollar vs the Yen or Yaun with the eagerness of an army of trolls. They can rapidly accelerate the market by ganging up on the stock in a coordinated effort to cause a bubble burst, at the first sign of a downward turn they bail out and bet against the debt. This is why inflation is so high these days.
You floatingers really did it this time. How will you ever recover from this?
by Dick Tripover June 2, 2022
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high-floating

bombastic; high-falutin’.
Your write-up is full of high-floating words.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you
I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.
by Orangepinks March 27, 2025
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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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