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Factacular

1) Adj., Something widely recognized as factual. It typically includes quasi-science, celebrity gossip, irrelevant news stories, and other sensational garbage. It is on the cover newspapers (mostly tabloids) one day, and has faded into an oblivion the next. Usage often implies sarcasm.

2) Adj., Used in place of bullshit -- connotation is more positive.
Ex. 1:

"According to the National Enquirer, 65% of women have been sexually molested by age 4."
"That's clearly fact...acular."

Ex. 2:

"Who are you voting for in the upcoming election?"
"Rudy Giuliani."
"Why?"
"Because he'll defend my morals."
"That's factacular."
by Morels > Morals January 9, 2009
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Facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.
Bill received a facetan after going down on Allison
by gballer January 12, 2009
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facterion

A person that is obsessed with finding and sharing random facts - normally on a Friday, which is traditionally referred to as "Fact Friday".

Facterions (pl.), are often seen as non-conformist and dangerous to approach but conversely are on the whole harmless beings despite making people who speak to them slightly nervous and uncomfortable.

Facterions have also been known to wear gloves indoors.
Example: If another facterion clogs up my inbox with one more useless fact I'm going to scream.
by Saima April 7, 2008
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Facatcha

noun (fuh-CAH-chuh)
1. No set definition. Used in place of any cuss or slang word that is a noun.
What the Facatcha ?!
Yeah, well you can shove it up your Facatcha !
Facatcha ! Those are some big jugs!
by Facatchaman April 16, 2008
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Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.
Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.
by aslfgb May 17, 2009
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Facetigue

Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.
You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.
by SoOverIt February 14, 2010
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Facetroll

1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010
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