Facial

when someone cums all over your face it’s cover with jizz

Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana

Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes

Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*

by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024

Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow

“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”

by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018

Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 22, 2019

lipstick facial

The act of a female using the male member of her partner to spread his semenal fluids about her face and lips after his ejaculation.

After I rode Emily like a pony for an hour I finished all over her face. She then let me enjoy watching her turn it into a lipstick facial.

by BIGMAN696969 December 04, 2016

Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 04, 2015

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 09, 2024