damn straight fool

When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.

"I'm sorry sir, I won't shag your wife again."
"Damn straight fool!"

by Riyontakesnoshit May 11, 2016

April fools eve

The day before April fools day where u cannot prank anyone, but can only tell the truth. Do you accept this challenge

Boy: i love you
Girl: why are you telling me this

Boy: because its April fools eve where you are supposed to tell the truth

by The unbelievable truth March 31, 2021

Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013

April Fool’s Day

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*

hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*

by numberonecharlielover March 31, 2022

boo boo the fools

the after fandom in every possible situation

twitter stans: OMG WE WILL GET TO SEE TESSA SUCKING HARDIN’S WILLY
after movie: *is pg13* lol you thought

twitter stans: boo boo the fools once again

by herosgel April 23, 2019

first class fool

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery

Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

a fool in a trench coat

Describes a person whose abilities are being overestimated

Person: "Hey, can you help me with my math? You seem like you know what you're doing".

Fool: "Oh no, sorry, I'm just a fool in a trench coat". I know nothing".

or

Person: "How is that person so smart? They know everything??!!!"
Grump: "Please! They're just a fool in a trench coat. They have no idea what they're doing".

by I'm really stressed out rn October 16, 2017