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Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 8, 2023
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The polar express

When you and your friends decide to ride a train on the one friend that still lives at homes mom, during or around Christmas time
Hey Kyle, is Clark coming to the Christmas party? No he is still upset the 8 of us pulled The Polar Express on his mom.
by Larrykernen December 8, 2022
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EXPRESSENCE

To express your essence. To express yourself truthfully without deceit. To show love in many forms how you feel personally, from the experiences of your life mentally, physical, spiritually and emotionally.
By his expressence, I could tell he is an extraordinary gift to the world. Her expressence is magnetic.
by CosmicEnergyZon December 15, 2022
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Panda Express

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass
Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!
by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023
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