Dylan

Pussy ass bitch that sucks fat cock. He is also a tubby titted daddy fucker. Likes huge cock in his ass. Has a tiny dick.

OMG Dylan is the biggest Faggot around!

by Niggah licker September 21, 2013

Dylan

A Retard and complete dumbass that is a horrible cocksman and cannot mac any bitches.

That faggot in the corner is such a dylan.

by Coxman69 July 18, 2014

Dylan

A Badass. Generally one of the coolest, most ridiculous people out there. With a radicle beard too. Say's completely nonsensical things, but gets away with it. Can throw movie quotes into a conversation like its nobody's business. Has a pretty sweet tattoo of himself too.

"Dude, Dylan just won a dodgeball game, 1 on 6, with his eyes closed."

"Have you seen Dylan's shoes? They have his Name on them!"

"That tattoo, it's so... Dylan"

by AtomicGreenBean September 22, 2012

Dylanism

Supreme Bitchery, to the nth degree times infinity.

i.e. Dylan Soper is really suffering from a bad case of Dylanism... And his hemorrhoids.

by R. U. Slime April 23, 2009

Dylan

One dumbass motherfucker who likes to get pussy. He makes all the girls wet. He eats pussy good. Dylan may be dumb but he good under the sheets.

Dylan likes stinky pussy.

by Americanbadassbeercock February 2, 2015

Dylan

A boy who thinks he's solid

(n.) when u think of a dylan u think of a minter

by Yousmellofshitucunt April 12, 2015

Dylan

One who doesn't give a fuck at all. He is the type to take a girl out then fuck her then leave. He smokes or dip or drinks when ever her wants he complete bad asss

Man he is so Dylan

by The theming August 18, 2016