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Dylan

Pussy ass bitch that sucks fat cock. He is also a tubby titted daddy fucker. Likes huge cock in his ass. Has a tiny dick.
OMG Dylan is the biggest Faggot around!
by Niggah licker September 21, 2013
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Dylan

A Retard and complete dumbass that is a horrible cocksman and cannot mac any bitches.
That faggot in the corner is such a dylan.
by Coxman69 July 18, 2014
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Dylan

A Badass. Generally one of the coolest, most ridiculous people out there. With a radicle beard too. Say's completely nonsensical things, but gets away with it. Can throw movie quotes into a conversation like its nobody's business. Has a pretty sweet tattoo of himself too.
"Dude, Dylan just won a dodgeball game, 1 on 6, with his eyes closed."

"Have you seen Dylan's shoes? They have his Name on them!"

"That tattoo, it's so... Dylan"
by AtomicGreenBean September 22, 2012
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Dylanism

Supreme Bitchery, to the nth degree times infinity.
i.e. Dylan Soper is really suffering from a bad case of Dylanism... And his hemorrhoids.
by R. U. Slime April 23, 2009
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Dylan

One dumbass motherfucker who likes to get pussy. He makes all the girls wet. He eats pussy good. Dylan may be dumb but he good under the sheets.
by Americanbadassbeercock February 2, 2015
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Dylan

“Dylan”, a name of Welch origin. It’s a hard name to translate but some historians believe it means “One who has a micro penis”. Others, believe it means “One who has a Mangina”. It is a commonly used name in America for girls, and cats. Boys that are named Dylan usually take it in the Ass.
When my nephew was born and he came out of the womb the doctor couldn’t tell whether it was a guy or a girl...It ended up being a boy he just had a micro penis. So my sister named him Dylan. It’s a very fitting name since he does take in the ass from male Tom cats.
by CalliNovak6969 September 19, 2018
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Dylan

man, it’s Dylan
by kaitlynmills October 11, 2018
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