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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.
by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024
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Wisconsin Potato Dumpling

A sexual act in which the performer inserts a potato into their anus and leaves it for days to soften and then shits it out to be consumed.
That girl is a freak! I heard she's got a Wisconsin Potato Dumpling cooking!
by Paama_ January 27, 2026
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little hunny sweety dumpling

Word of endearment you use when you know the person is a asshole but you still love them
Peep 1: "I just burn down a house"
Person 2: "Wtf Little hunny sweety dumpling?!"
by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025
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dumplintastic

An adjective used to describe a foodstuff or beverage so tasty that it's initial ingestion makes the person eating it want to overdose on said comestible.
Dude, Flanigan, I just finished making these chicken and dumplins. Try some!

You're right! This shit's dumplintastic!

Flanigan, slow down. You'll explode.

Hell, I've only eaten five bowls in a row. I can't explode, that's an urban m--EXPLODE!
by Ogre Beast April 18, 2010
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Dumping physical memory

The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.
John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.
by dpmdpmdpmo February 21, 2011
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Dumboing

when one walks around with their pockets inside out and their primary male sexual organ hanging out of their unzipped pants whilst making elephant noises.
Tim, feeling extra confident today, decided to go dumboing to his grandmother's house.
by Colagum November 6, 2013
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