Drunkerexic Depression

1.When someone is so depressed thay cant sleep or eat they can only drink so they stay drunk.

2.After a bad break up the broken up with just sits at home and drinks and crys.

1. I lost my Job i can't eat or sleep i have Drunkerexic Depression.

2.My Wife left me so im just gonna sit here and drink and hope i feel better

by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009

Drunken Time-Out

A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.

Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.

by G Dubya October 8, 2008

Drunkenfreude

Sober people watching others embarrass themselves, mangle their words and do things they will regret in the morning — if they even remember them in the morning.

Oh man, Peter really gave us a bag of Drunkenfreude yesterday. Do you think he will remember taking off his pants on stage?

by Siebener December 20, 2008

Dunkle Ribbon

Dunkle Ribbon is another name for someone's anal sphincter. The muscle's in charge of the excrement fecal matter.

dude did you fart? that stinks your fucking dunkle ribbon.

by Donkey Punching Juicy December 24, 2008

drunkenfraude

The smug feeling you get when you watch someone drunk decide to do something stupid (and self-detrimental) because they're drunk. (Hat tip: http://www.universalhub.com/node/24218)

I felt a bit of drunkenfraude when I watched her go up the down escalator when there were stairs just around the corner.

by msmink April 5, 2009

drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009

drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

by printhog August 29, 2009