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Unrealistic Dreamer 

Noun.

The Unrealistic Dreamer is a random series of unplanned and awkward mistakes crashing together to compose something both beautiful and heartbreaking. He or she is a fierce protector, fast and strong, intellectual and scientific, romantic and lonely, all at once. He or she is, contrary to first impression, very realistic and clear-thinking, and sees past the smokescreen that is 'life' to see the levers and pulleys that run the machine, thus enabling them to conquer the major trials of modern life fairly easily, although the small things such as being social do not come as easily. an Unrealistic Dreamer is an enigma to be analyzed, a precious treasure to be discovered, hiding in plain sight, merged unconventionally with his or her surroundings.
Unrealistic Dreamer - a person that resembles a mix between an escapist, a poet, a genius, and a schizophrenic.
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Blue dream 

Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. You'll enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, it'll ease you gently into a calm euphoria. Some Blue Dream phenotypes express a more indica-like look and feel, but the sativa-leaning variety remains most prevalent. a relatively high THC range that averages at a low of 17% and a high of 24%.
Blue dream by PrinsesStray420 January 23, 2019

Austin-American dream

The pursuit of a career in an area one is passionate about, often living on limited resources, when higher paying careers, though unwanted, are attainable

The juggling of several part time jobs, ideally related to one's passion, to earn enough money to live off of which allows time to develop a creative skill

The desire for a more fulfilling livelihood often stymied by crippling debt and/or self-doubt

A play on words based on the Austin-American Statesman newspaper in Austin, Texas.
Sheila hated her old job as a curriculum developer. Now she has two part time jobs teaching kids music and writing, and she has time to pursue her acting career. She's happier getting by on less because she's living the Austin-American dream.

Dylan's been working at the record store forever. He's an expert in music especially obscure stuff. He'll never sell out. He's living the Austin-American dream, for real.

Melody teaches art classes all over town and has shows of her own. She tried working at a collections agency once and walked out. She knows the Austin-American dream is the only life for her.

Janice wishes she could quit her job and become a fashion designer, but she has too much debt and doesn't think she could make money. She doesn't think the Austin-American dream is realistic enough for her, at least not now.

livin’ the fuckin’ dream 

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.
I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.
What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
wet dream by fdsgwerfg October 15, 2007

dream stan 

dream stan by eyvone April 27, 2021

Pipe Dream 

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."
Pipe Dream by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020