pocket dragon

Common Cigarette Lighter

Let me see your pocket dragon so I can light up.

by quikclik2 June 26, 2008

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Turn the Dragon

When the female dynamic in a relationship drastically changes for the worst.

Guy: I just went to a great movie with Alison and all she did was rag on about the actor's career, then we went out and she got me some goat milk ice cream, three pounds, and told me how good it was for my intestines!

Friend: Better hope your girl didn't just turn the dragon.

by Trip Check January 2, 2010

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Carrot Dragon

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.

Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.

by Dave Ford May 29, 2023

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Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.

Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.

by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016

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Third Dragon

The state of going so far insane no one wants to be associated with you. A dangerous State of existence where you might be sent to a mental institution. If you go Third Dragon there is no going back, and everyone will remember.

The first usage of going Third Dragon was in reference to a girl who thought see was possessed by three different dragons.

Guy 1 "NO dude don't do it! Don't go Third Dragon!"

Guy 2 "yeah man i had an ex that went Third Dragon... we aren't together anymore."

by Jorge Valdezzzzz November 21, 2011

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