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Turn the Dragon

When the female dynamic in a relationship drastically changes for the worst.
Guy: I just went to a great movie with Alison and all she did was rag on about the actor's career, then we went out and she got me some goat milk ice cream, three pounds, and told me how good it was for my intestines!

Friend: Better hope your girl didn't just turn the dragon.
by Trip Check January 2, 2010
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Dragons breath

As your female partner reaches the edge of euphoria as you paint the final strokes of your oral Van Gogh, take a deep breath through the nose. Has to be through the nose because you are obviously still working. Then blow the air out your nose so hard that your nose hairs tickle the clit. This will take her orgasm into another dimension.
Performing dragons breath as a finishing move is a sure fire way of guaranteeing future sex.
by GreenKayaker January 9, 2022
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Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
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Third Dragon

The state of going so far insane no one wants to be associated with you. A dangerous State of existence where you might be sent to a mental institution. If you go Third Dragon there is no going back, and everyone will remember.

The first usage of going Third Dragon was in reference to a girl who thought see was possessed by three different dragons.
Guy 1 "NO dude don't do it! Don't go Third Dragon!"

Guy 2 "yeah man i had an ex that went Third Dragon... we aren't together anymore."
by Jorge Valdezzzzz November 21, 2011
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pocket dragon

Let me see your pocket dragon so I can light up.
by quikclik2 June 26, 2008
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Dragon lady

Asian women who are trained to be gold diggers by finding old rich men. They also seek white men to raise their status.
by thaGspot December 31, 2011
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dragon swinger

Where a unicorn (female) enjoys having sexual relationships with both male and female of a couple. A Dragon enjoys sexy with both male and female of a couple in the swinger world.
My husband and I Enjoy meeting Dragon Swinger at the local swing club so he can pleasure us both sexually.
by Sargent Major Swinger January 25, 2017
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