dookey boom

The act of taking a big ol fat shit and you fart at the exact same time the turd is coming out creating that loud Dookey Boom sound effect!

I love watching from under the glass coffee table cause it never fails that my wife's dookey boom will be better than the last time

by Elkwalker February 19, 2017

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

dookey butter

The residue left over after two gay guys having sex.

After a passionate night of sex we found dookey butter on our bed.

by Crushedbyfatguy December 23, 2016

Dook Tickle

When the toilet paper is resting on top of a massive bowel movement and the flush causes it to tickle your anus.

That dook tickle was refreshing!

by Pooksicle December 30, 2016

Spooky Doody

When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.

Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "

by TNatty November 27, 2017

Doofy

A cousin that is dumb goofy

i hate you you doofy

by DoofyCuz January 6, 2018

Doofy

Someone who acts foolish ,dumb,sped, This word comes from the Latin word doofus.

u went in raw!!...oh nahhhh u dead a doofy bro

by Playboii smith January 10, 2018