donkey door

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.

Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.

by upchuckk April 2, 2008

slonch donkey

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.

Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.

by SB Anon December 8, 2010

fucking donkey

A complete idiot

Damn you billy! Are you stupid?!?! You’re a fucking donkey!!

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

donkey stick

An attitude adjuster for a stubborn person.

Don't make me take out the donkey stick!!

by A Bosox Jamoche April 20, 2005

donkey knuckles

Male version of camel toe

Dude, his pants are so tight he has some gnarley donkey knuckles. He must be German.

by Zambalufoo December 13, 2004

Donkey Kick

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006

Swamp Donkey

A swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any pussy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb ass that was stupid enough to fuck that low life,gag-amaggot,cockhound, gutter-rat bitch!

I cant belive jeremy had a baby by that swamp donkey heather.
ya shes so fuckin ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.Ha Ha that was not a joke.Seriously that bitch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.

by keepin it real March 23, 2005